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"Baldo, a young man like you might have a lot of questions...about feelings, emotions...not knowing what is right and wrong. Remember, mi'jo...I'm here if you need me."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

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"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

A cat and a dog are embarrassed to find themselves on an elevator together.

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

Recession the plus side: embarrassing 'water cooler moments' less frequent.

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

"Ice rink"

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.