Awkward Moment Navigator Mugs

How to save face when you realize you're walking the wrong way.

"I'm sorry, that didn't come out right."

"Here comes Gail—everyone play dead."

"I'm afraid I have very bad news, the conversation between you two died."

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

Scarecrow Directions

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

Awkward Moments

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

"Nice going, idiot! You just blew the first impression."