Awkward Moments Navigator Mugs

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"You and your daft inventions."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"Say these things, don't think them!"

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Now in the second law of thermodynamics..."

"Any other weaknesses?"