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'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

"You and your daft inventions."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"Say these things, don't think them!"

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

"Now in the second law of thermodynamics..."

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'