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Selfie Culture

"Did you get my tweet?"

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Bashful in Nashville

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

A boy with a camera

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

Danger Quicksand

The News in Capsule Form.

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

Garden of Earthly Delights

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

"I'm at the point where I find mixed signals reassuring."

"Two-minute warning."