Eternal Moment Capturer Prints

'I know I can't bring it with me... but how about some snapshots?'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Kirsten Johnson

We called this meeting to decide your torture, Mr. Jones. Then we realized we could kill two birds with one stone by making this meeting eternal.

A boy with a camera

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

Later that same day.

'I am smiling.'

Christmas Tree Lights

"ME!!!"

"I was pushing fifty and then it sneaked up behind me."

"When you talked me into eternal life, you left out the part about menopause."

'We should have never given him that camera. Now, he wants to join the media circus.'

"Dad, I'm water hungry."

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

"That's the first time you've taken food from my plate. I wanna remember this romantic moment."

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

Son on the shoulders of Mum on the shoulders of Dad so he can feed a giraffe

Child having his portrait painted and mother asking for his expression to be preserved

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

'Mine does the same...a loud involuntary groan every time he sits or gets up.'

Genie and the lamp, "It's the delux model."

The fleeting moment

Christmas.

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

'Excuse me,but doesn't your job finish at the reception'

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

Selfie Culture

"Good News! It's today again!"

"Guess what? I'm taking an eternity leave."

'Well maybe you wouldn't have attracted the attention of the Time Police, Joe, if you hadn't spent the last fifteen years of your life deliberately Capturing Precious Moments...'

One for the album

Life Hourglass