Moment Seize-r Pillows

'I am being in the moment. Just not this particular moment.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Kirsten Johnson

A boy with a camera

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

Later that same day.

The Solution!

'Let's see those smiles.'

If that's my psychiatrist, I'm not here, but wherever I am, I'm living in the moment. ? ? Ring.

"ME!!!"

'I am smiling.'

'I am so proud son: It was such an amazing first coak-a-doodle-do!'

Alastair Cook

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

Child having his portrait painted and mother asking for his expression to be preserved

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

'We should have never given him that camera. Now, he wants to join the media circus.'

"That's the first time you've taken food from my plate. I wanna remember this romantic moment."

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

'Mine does the same...a loud involuntary groan every time he sits or gets up.'

The fleeting moment

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

'Excuse me,but doesn't your job finish at the reception'

'Wait, don't move...it totally looks like you're wearing a chef's hat right now!'

"Geez, my memory is getting bad." "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?"

"Baldo have you been on your computer all night?"

"Good News! It's today again!"

'Well maybe you wouldn't have attracted the attention of the Time Police, Joe, if you hadn't spent the last fifteen years of your life deliberately Capturing Precious Moments...'

One for the album

"Vocabulary lesson. Billy Corey taught me the meaning of the word trouble."

'My husband works behind the lens.'

Life Hourglass

"Still nothing . . . Did I forget to pay the electric bill?"

How’d my dang teeth get in there? Cuz you been drinkin’ out of the milk carton again.