Moment Seize-r T-Shirts

'I am being in the moment. Just not this particular moment.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Kirsten Johnson

A boy with a camera

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

Later that same day.

The Solution!

"ME!!!"

'I am so proud son: It was such an amazing first coak-a-doodle-do!'

'I am smiling.'

'We should have never given him that camera. Now, he wants to join the media circus.'

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

Child having his portrait painted and mother asking for his expression to be preserved

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

"That's the first time you've taken food from my plate. I wanna remember this romantic moment."

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

'Mine does the same...a loud involuntary groan every time he sits or gets up.'

'Excuse me,but doesn't your job finish at the reception'

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

"Geez, my memory is getting bad." "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?"

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

'Wait, don't move...it totally looks like you're wearing a chef's hat right now!'

The fleeting moment

"Baldo have you been on your computer all night?"

"Good News! It's today again!"

"Still nothing . . . Did I forget to pay the electric bill?"

'My husband works behind the lens.'

'Well maybe you wouldn't have attracted the attention of the Time Police, Joe, if you hadn't spent the last fifteen years of your life deliberately Capturing Precious Moments...'

One for the album

"Vocabulary lesson. Billy Corey taught me the meaning of the word trouble."

How’d my dang teeth get in there? Cuz you been drinkin’ out of the milk carton again.

Sign reading 'If you see something spontaneous - make the most of it...'.

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