Captured Moments Mugs

'Let's see those smiles.'

Sitting in a tree

Kirsten Johnson

A boy with a camera

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

A couple holding hands

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"Stop arguing - I'll walk myself."

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

'I am smiling.'

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

"Dad, I'm water hungry."

Child having his portrait painted and mother asking for his expression to be preserved

'We should have never given him that camera. Now, he wants to join the media circus.'

Couple in Blue

'I'd like to return this snake. It's suffering from reptile dysfunction.'

'And...?'

'One baby, one placenta, one umbilical cord...stock-taking never takes long in here.'

"I love our comfortable silences."

Fisherman finds golf kit

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away. Disregard this baloney if you're asthmatic."

Woman gossiping on emergency phone

"One day, you'll look back on all your youthful mistakes and remember how adorable you were while making them."

"Hand over your wallet. Easy, now, or I'll shoot your bad side."

'Oh, do you do Sumo?'

'I have great hopes for my next alibi -- I'm taking a creative writing course.'

"You've got to be kidding! Our camera is already full, and we weren't even on the scenic route?"

Why can't you just shake after a bath like a normal dog?

'Are you watching my birdie?!'

"This counts as one wish, by the way."

'Great aim. Totally tweetworthy.'

Everyone remembers a good teacher.

Elmer's eyeglasses, free repairs: 'They got ran over by a bus.'