Capturer Of Memories Mugs

Sign on photographic business: Back in a flash.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Kirsten Johnson

A boy with a camera

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

Green Balloon

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I wish I had emotions like people do. I wish I could think as logically as people do. I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting. Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice. Having a sense of humor would be fun. The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have. I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses. I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.

Social lens of the photojournalist

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

"I'm no shrink, but it sounds like you have some unresolved issues with Lucy."

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it."

"ME!!!"

'Cheese.'

'I am smiling.'

Child with picture of rocket

"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

'We're going to have to pass on the painting - but we'll take a case of this wine!'

"Could you tell which flower was me, daddy?"

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was my first love."

"That's the first time you've taken food from my plate. I wanna remember this romantic moment."

'We should have never given him that camera. Now, he wants to join the media circus.'

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

"Dad, I'm water hungry."

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

"Once again, I had to resort to the carrot-and-stick approach."

"You heard me. This is it. We had a three-picture deal."