Childhood Memory Chaser Mugs

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'My first camera'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

Tooth fairy

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Green Balloon

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

"He followed me home...finally!"

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

'I dressed myself.'

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

MD. Take this prescription to any grandma and get some milk and cookies.

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."