Comedic Moment Capturer T-Shirts

Son on the shoulders of Mum on the shoulders of Dad so he can feed a giraffe

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Kirsten Johnson

A boy with a camera

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

Later that same day.

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

'I am smiling.'

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

"ME!!!"

"I brought popcorn..."

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

"That's the first time you've taken food from my plate. I wanna remember this romantic moment."

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

Foreigners in Paris - The great water displays at Versailles!

"Dad, I'm water hungry."

Dog on skates.

'We should have never given him that camera. Now, he wants to join the media circus.'

'Mine does the same...a loud involuntary groan every time he sits or gets up.'

"Now I'll read a selection from the book I have chosen. Sift a quarter cup of flour into a bowl. . ."

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

'Excuse me,but doesn't your job finish at the reception'

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

'Don't just stand there...get the camcorder!'

The Ocean's Plug

'Well maybe you wouldn't have attracted the attention of the Time Police, Joe, if you hadn't spent the last fifteen years of your life deliberately Capturing Precious Moments...'

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