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Son on the shoulders of Mum on the shoulders of Dad so he can feed a giraffe

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Kirsten Johnson

A boy with a camera

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

Later that same day.

'I am smiling.'

"ME!!!"

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

"That's the first time you've taken food from my plate. I wanna remember this romantic moment."

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

Dog on skates.

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

Foreigners in Paris - The great water displays at Versailles!

"I brought popcorn..."

"Dad, I'm water hungry."

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

'We should have never given him that camera. Now, he wants to join the media circus.'

'Mine does the same...a loud involuntary groan every time he sits or gets up.'

'Mom, Dad...I'd like you to meet Fanny'

"Now I'll read a selection from the book I have chosen. Sift a quarter cup of flour into a bowl. . ."

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

'Excuse me,but doesn't your job finish at the reception'

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

Look who's headed this way. It's Darlene. How do I look? Desperate and pathetic. She's engaged. She's not interested. You've got to move on. No way, she has to be here for a reason. This won't go well. One coffee to go. I do.

'Fang, what do you think the chances are that I'll marry that girl second from the end on 'Deal or No Deal'?'

'Don't just stand there...get the camcorder!'

The Ocean's Plug

'Well maybe you wouldn't have attracted the attention of the Time Police, Joe, if you hadn't spent the last fifteen years of your life deliberately Capturing Precious Moments...'