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The Ocean's Plug

Fisherman seeks help.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Clown Skis.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

'Steroids.'

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

Men watching TV, shouting close him down.

'Honey, I just ran into the store. Did you need me to pick anything up while I'm here?'

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

Son on the shoulders of Mum on the shoulders of Dad so he can feed a giraffe

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'Guess who?'

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor.

Selfie Culture

'SLIM, why don't you break down and buy a tackle box?'

"If there be any gay or lesbian characters remaining inside this TV set to whose true sexual orientation we have not yet been alerted, let them speak now or forever hold their peace."