Comedy Capturer Gifts

The Ocean's Plug

Fisherman seeks help.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Clown Skis.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'The sty is falling!!'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

'Steroids.'

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

Men watching TV, shouting close him down.

'Honey, I just ran into the store. Did you need me to pick anything up while I'm here?'

Son on the shoulders of Mum on the shoulders of Dad so he can feed a giraffe

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

Small boat pulling up a ship's anchor.

'Guess who?'

Selfie Culture

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"

"If there be any gay or lesbian characters remaining inside this TV set to whose true sexual orientation we have not yet been alerted, let them speak now or forever hold their peace."