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It's expensive, but I find the best lures are blue contact lenses.

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

'SLIM, why don't you break down and buy a tackle box?'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Clown Skis.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

'The sty is falling!!'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Trout Game

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

'Steroids.'

"He's actually leaving a review, the ungrateful little sod!!"

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

Men watching TV, shouting close him down.

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."

'It's just like playing at Wembley.'

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

"I liked the couch better where it was."

"If there be any gay or lesbian characters remaining inside this TV set to whose true sexual orientation we have not yet been alerted, let them speak now or forever hold their peace."

The Ocean's Plug

'Nothing to worry about, Dear, just a little accident on the information superhighway.'

'I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

"Hey man, did I step on your foot a minute ago?"

"Dr Wilson, are you sure your eyesight's okay?"

'OK, wait until he grabs the twenty bucks, then set the hook!'