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Alastair Cook

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Candle Moment

The Solution!

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

Chair massages.

The evolution of an idea.

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

If that's my psychiatrist, I'm not here, but wherever I am, I'm living in the moment. ? ? Ring.

Child having his portrait painted and mother asking for his expression to be preserved

Cricket.

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

Dog on skates.

"If I say I need to go out, I need to go out."

Corkscrewed wine bottle.

"Is your 'me-time' over yet?"

The fleeting moment

"I just wish it wasn't so hard to meet a nice guy with a good sense of humour who believes in all the same conspiracies that I do."

"Now I'll read a selection from the book I have chosen. Sift a quarter cup of flour into a bowl. . ."

'Wait, don't move...it totally looks like you're wearing a chef's hat right now!'

Personal Ad.

'My husband works behind the lens.'

'It's his birthday. Can you play 'Another day older and deeper in debt'?'

"Still nothing . . . Did I forget to pay the electric bill?"

"Just a heads-up...binge watching Netflix together is not considered quality time."

Life Hourglass

'I'll check, but I'm pretty sure we don't have anybody quite that desperate right now.'

Savour right now - this may be the good old days.

'You want a 'Paris Hilton' lookalike, do you? -- You seem more like the 'Motel 6' type.'

"Going...going...gone. And so it goes...another minute of our fun-filled spring break disappears."

Lightbulb Heads

Monk reads in bed using night light candle clipped to book.

Cartoon Pagiarism: 'Hey! That's my idea!' (man running off with cartoon lightbulb).

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