Cosmic Tourist Gifts

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Mars-A-Lago

"Could you help me with this?"

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Save Our Universe

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Blue Origin

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

"You are here"

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Celestial Navigation

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Space travel

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

"How may I be of service?"

It seems like only billionaires are going into the space rocket business. It's because there's no such thing as a free launch.

Moon Souvenirs

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."