Moonlight Beach Walker Gifts

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

ET Mishap

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Parking meter on the moon.

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

Climbing to the moon...

Astronaut

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

"Did you bring more cars?"

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

Rocket to the Moon

Climbing to the moon

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

Man's first walk on the Moon that's not for science of anything, just to stretch a bit and clear his head.

"I wish these Humans would take their rubbish home with them..!!"

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

Moon Cheese