Moonlight Beach Walker Gifts

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

ET Mishap

Michael Jackson.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Parking meter on the moon.

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

Climbing to the moon...

Astronaut

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

"Did you bring more cars?"

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."

Rocket to the Moon

Climbing to the moon

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

Man's first walk on the Moon that's not for science of anything, just to stretch a bit and clear his head.

It

"I wish these Humans would take their rubbish home with them..!!"

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

Athletic Games on the Moon.

That looks like a golf ball.