Winged Wonder Pillows

Butterfly Woman

I was always a "night person."

End of the carrier pigeon.

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

Angel with Plane Wings.

'Anyone got a hanky?'

Finally I can enjoy a smoke without this constant fear that some day it'll kill me.

Butterfly Woman

Caliologist

Sara Sampaio

"Would you like some wings?"

Bird Torture.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bumble Bee

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Look man, no wings!'

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

The hummingbird's hum.

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Humming Bird's Hum.

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

More jets.

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

"I'm pretty sure this is the way..."

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

Penguins going for flying lessons

Football