Space Wonderer Gifts

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."