Sea And Sand Seeker Gifts

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Beach con-man.

Beach Barbecue

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Well Earned Vacation"

Segregated Beach

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Pirate eye test

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

Climate change

Dolphin

Going to Sea.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'No surf?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"I spy something blue."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'Kiss me Hardy.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

Another Victim of Beach Brain

"We're luckier than most people..."