Sea And Sand Seeker Gifts

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Beach con-man.

Beach Barbecue

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Well Earned Vacation"

Segregated Beach

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Pirate eye test

Climate change

Dolphin

Going to Sea.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

'No surf?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"I spy something blue."

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'Kiss me Hardy.'

Another Victim of Beach Brain

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"