Serene Nature Seeker Pillows

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"It is my place!"

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Stories about crumbs

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Windchimes

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

Fishing

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

Glad we moved out of the City

Man on a beach with shells for headphones.

There once was a person who planted a seed

Zen and the Art of Skiing

Offshore Drilling

She went as far as she could to get away from the paperwork.

YEP, YOU'RE LOST,

'I miss the hurly, but not the burly.'

"At first I thought he was just really good at meditating... but then came the flies."

A hard rider jumps quickly over a stile and knocks down two quiet riders

"Sorry I'm late - I got caught in another avalanche."

Soon to be a major nuclear facility.

"I adore the beauty and tranquillity of these raw-sewage days."