Serene Water Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

Bring your own inflatable.

Lifesaver!

Wine taster with mineral water

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'...and this is the water garden...'

A family playing in the sea

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

Water Slide

"I thought it was deeper here."

Children playing around a water pump

Freddie's water

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Valuable Water

Spring Water

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

"I'll get that. First go get me a glass of warm water."

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'

Water Slide - Swimsuit Extraction

Ocean Hitchhiker

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

Waste of water