Detour Adventurer Prints

Detour 50c.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Tourists

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Are we broke yet?'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Street signs you don't want to see.

Mohammad's motors

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Sister Cities

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'This is you, enlarged.'

Sand danger

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Down on Bourbon Street...

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Distance to horizon varies.

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Confused drivers

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'