Detour Explorer Prints

Road Closed: Next Left: Nowhere in particular.

The fate of the emigrant

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

Hither and Yon sign

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Are we broke yet?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Desert Dermatologist

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Tourist in the desert

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

Posters of the Sahara

"Then again, maybe the fourth green is that way."

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

"I thought it was deeper here."