Detour Explorer Prints

Road Closed: Next Left: Nowhere in particular.

The fate of the emigrant

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Hither and Yon sign

Cactus seats.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'Are we broke yet?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Desert Dermatologist

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

God in the bunker.

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

Tourist in the desert

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

"Then again, maybe the fourth green is that way."

Posters of the Sahara

Sunset Attraction

Pizza Delivery Delays