Dinosaur Delight Mugs

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"Shake! Good Dog."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Rock Climber

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Catasaurus

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

'You tell me how he does it.'

Dino Fest

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

When swine flew!

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

"Has he had all his shots"

"Hug, the vacuum cleaners blocked."

Hellbillies.

'A giant asteroid wipes out reptile life, enabling mammals to rise to the top of the food chain? If you want use to publish you, you've got to come up with a more credible story line.'

Devilled Eggs

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."