Devilish Delight Mugs

What to buy the Devil who has everything?

Nobody keeps his personal life to himself anymore phobia. 'Seems like everone's coming out of the closet!'

Rock Climber

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

Hellbillies.

Devilled Eggs

'T.S.I.F.'

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

"So much for eternal rest."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

You are here.

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

Swelling

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

The Cheese God

Golfer's Hell.

Devil cello

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

Marathon in Hell.

Heck Support.

Pastor Has Hunting Trophy of Satan

Devil Stove

'Bye. Sorry we didn't have any Devil's Food.'

"Sorry, my bad."

Cat/devil...

"You wanted a 'useful idiot' so we gave you Trump. . . what's the problem?"

'Is it my fault they didn't send me to obedience school?'

"Shouldn't we be into soul music?"

"I should've never taught you to shake."

The Hades Tonight Show. No, I don't think you need to send out a comedian first to warm up the studio audience.

Some people don't know whent to quit.