Demonology Delight Gifts

'We've outsourced intake to the intimidation experts.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Meowlzebub

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

I demand to see a lawyer. May I say, you've come to the right place.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

"It's fondue night!"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

Hellbillies.

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

Devilled Eggs

Descartes's Demon

'Get me Hell, Miss Saunders. I wish to sell my soul.'

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

Excercising demons

'Don't answer the door. It's probably Charlie Sheen.'

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

'WHOA Look out, you idiot You almost walked under a ladder'

'Careful, this plate isn't hot.'

"Yeah but he wasn't just the devourer of souls, he also created lots of jobs!"

You Will Eat A Fortune Cookie.

"We had special places in hell but what with the influx of baby boomers we're putting people wherever we can."

Nobody keeps his personal life to himself anymore phobia. 'Seems like everone's coming out of the closet!'

Please Wait To Be Scared.

Devil's Fireplace

What to buy the Devil who has everything?

"I don't wish to be disturbed. If anyone calls, tell them I'm in the details."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'