Nature's Guardian T-Shirts

"You look terrible, dude, have you considered giving up humans?"

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

Scarecrow Resembling a Farmer

Bear hunter up a tree

The Threat to the Environment

Last Tree Standing

"Relax. They're just crows."

Climate Talks Postponed Due To Severe Flooding. . .

Hourglass earth - time running out

Deforestation

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I love you too, big guy."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Just Stop Boil

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.