Nature's Guard T-Shirts

"This whale used to be unspoiled by tourism."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I love you too, big guy."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Monkey-artist

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"It's trickle down."

Igloo for birds.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

"That's an everblue."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'Thar she blows!'