"This whale used to be unspoiled by tourism."
Nature's Guard Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for the nature's guard in your life? Our collection celebrates those committed to protecting the environment through witty and heartfelt designs. Whether they’re conservationists, hikers, or outdoor enthusiasts, find products that reflect their passion for nature. From eco-friendly mugs to inspiring prints, these gifts do more than just look great—they tell a story of guardianship and love for our planet. Perfect for Earth Day, birthdays, or just because, our items make meaningful keepsakes for your favorite nature warrior.
Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future
The Environmentalist
"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."
"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."
"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."
"I love you too, big guy."
'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'
Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!
Monkey-artist
Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...
How did THAT get there? Wash me.
The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.
"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."
Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.
"Global warming is a great icebreaker."
'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).
'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'
Solar Frankenstein
Evolution.
"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."
"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"
Please buzz off. That's my flower!
The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing
The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.
A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".
Global Warming Coming Soon!
"It's trickle down."
Igloo for birds.
"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban
'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'
'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'
"That's an everblue."
'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'
'Thar she blows!'
Nature's Guard Gifts Collection
Nature's Guard Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs featuring designs dedicated to nature's guardians—perfect for coffee or tea lovers who care deeply about the environment.
Nature's Guard Pillows
Explore pillows that celebrate protectors of the wild, adding an eco-inspired charm to your living space.
Nature's Guard Prints
View prints that honor the beauty of nature's guardians, ideal for inspiring your home or workspace with a commitment to the environment.
Nature's Guard T-Shirts
Check out our nature's guard t-shirts, crafted for outdoor lovers who want to wear their environmental passion with pride.