Nature's Bodyguard T-Shirts

Grass huggers.

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Rose Garden

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I love you too, big guy."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Sale! Weed Whackers

Monkey-artist

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Evolution.

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"It's trickle down."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Igloo for birds.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

"That's an everblue."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'Thar she blows!'

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.