Nature's Guardians T-Shirts

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

'Try no. 179 - fresh, instant, none of this packaging.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Monkey-artist

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"It's trickle down."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Relax. They're just crows."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

Earth Day Summit.

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Grass huggers.

"You fly into a window, too?"

"The nominees"

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Preserve these Wetlands.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'How dumb can you get?'

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

Forest Management

Fight against theft of endangered species

Hottest temperatures on record.

Paper Production

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."