Natural Nurturer Gifts

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

A midwife holding a baby

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

North Pole

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Gardener

Allotment

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Bird Torture.

An old man growing berries

Just Stop Boil

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Mad about Roses!

The Music Seed

'That plant food really works!'

Population rocket

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Mother's Love

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Nature Lovers

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Man transplants plant in his garden.