Relationship Nurturer Pillows

"Ms. Benton, please phone my wife and schedule a meeting with her for 3:00! I need a hug!"

"I need a hug."

'Let's leave it blank tonight, and catch up on our conversation.'

"I, Matthew, promise to go along to get along."

"For one of your Christmas gifts, I'm going to stay off my phone on Christmas day. You're worth the sacrifice."

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

North Pole

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Allotment

Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Bird Torture.

An old man growing berries

Just Stop Boil

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

The Music Seed

'That plant food really works!'

Population rocket

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Mother's Love

Nature Lovers

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Man transplants plant in his garden.