Relationship Nurturer T-Shirts

"Ms. Benton, please phone my wife and schedule a meeting with her for 3:00! I need a hug!"

"I need a hug."

'Let's leave it blank tonight, and catch up on our conversation.'

"I, Matthew, promise to go along to get along."

"For one of your Christmas gifts, I'm going to stay off my phone on Christmas day. You're worth the sacrifice."

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Gardener

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Allotment

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Just Stop Boil

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

Bird Torture.

An old man growing berries

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

The Music Seed

'That plant food really works!'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Mother's Love

Population rocket

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."