Friendship Nurturer T-Shirts

'Click 'Like' even if you don't, but are afraid your friends will get mad if you don't.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

Allotment

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

An old man growing berries

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

Just Stop Boil

Bird Torture.

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

The Cat Spa

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Population rocket

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Nature Lovers

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.