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"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

Holiday time.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

Two boys eating ice cream

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Boy it's hot today: Let's go and sting a snake to cool down...'

Tunnel of Workaholics

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"'The Girl Who Kicked Summer Vacation's Ass.'"

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

'Phil barbecues the traditional way...ineptly.'

Cone of Uncertainty

Ice cream truck

Snow cones.

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

At home with the brass section.

"Back to school...you mean there's more?"

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

Dog covering up on the beach.

Summer Road Work