Outdoor Activity Seekers Gifts

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

A rainbow umbrella

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I hate snowboarders!'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

Earth Reset Button.

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

Bike Rides

Boxing Snowmen.