Age-defying Readers Gifts

Wrong shelf.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Multi-Generational Books

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"At least she's reading."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade."

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"

She IS a raisin

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

Out of order, Fountain of Youth

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

Getting older isn't the same as growing up.

'Joe claims he shot his age today! He also claims he's eighty seven.'

1984: 'I don't know -- probably some historical novel.'

We are 50 going on 15...

Mobility Park.

New ruling on ageism makes a difference.

"All the Dr. Seuss books are currently out, but we do have a locum of work available by other qualified children's authors."

'People your age tend to overindulge themselves to death — we doctors call them 'suicide boomers.''