Age-defying Readers Prints

Wrong shelf.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Multi-Generational Books

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"At least she's reading."

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

"Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade."

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

Getting older isn't the same as growing up.

'Joe claims he shot his age today! He also claims he's eighty seven.'

1984: 'I don't know -- probably some historical novel.'

Mobility Park.

We are 50 going on 15...

New ruling on ageism makes a difference.

'You can swipe it as many times as you like, but that's not how a book works.'

'People your age tend to overindulge themselves to death — we doctors call them 'suicide boomers.''