Age-defying Adventurers Gifts

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

'Joe claims he shot his age today! He also claims he's eighty seven.'

"Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade."

New ruling on ageism makes a difference.

"Bit old for that hairstyle 'ent she?"

Mobility Park.

"One year closer to college!"

Inside One's Memory Bank

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

You're never too old for ballet!

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"Kids."

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

Pubertry

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Women

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"It seems like only yesterday I was on the verge of getting it all together."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'