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"Some are born old."

Taking a peek at the audience

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Mass Travel

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

The end of innocence

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Armless chainsaw juggler.

'Medical researchers discovered that the leading cause of death by aging is due to birthdays.'

Antiques for Oldies: Squeal Now.

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"They say you're only as old as your face."

'Harold gets his birthday wish!'

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

"For my bat mitzvah, my dad is getting me incorporated."

Old Men on Rockers.

A human cannon with an extended clip

Boy, Interrupted.

'I heard that as soon as we become aware of our sexual impulses, whatever they are, we'll have to hide them.'

"This time you can start over without the hubris of youth."

Baldo fantasizes the Boys Department becomes the Men's Department after his first kiss with Smiley.

"How do I leave the house again? Is it keys then shoes then socks?"

'Does my bum look big on this'

An audience with an audience!

"The prodigal son never left."

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

Do Not Touch

"Goodness! Jose Paschall passed away!"