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Birds doing the 'wave'.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Victorian Pub Scene

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Justice for a heckler.

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

Stadium usher of the month.

The Epsom Derby - Jockey Rides Out through the Crowd

Man asking for a job keeping order on polling day

"Impressive brawl skills."

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

Aging and birth rate in the population

"I'm just worried that I've let myself become a follower."

This town ain't big enough for the one million, five hundred and thirty two thousand of us.

A Concert Audience - A Typical Layout.

'I still say making correct decisions would be a better way of preventing crowd abuse, Arthur.'

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

"It's great to be a part of an online community that shares your interests!"

'It's a MEXICAN wave not an English one!'

Apathy Seating

Greed Fair

"Look, isn't that Jane and Lester Hobson?"

The public and private lives of a football steward