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The Epsom Derby - Jockey Rides Out through the Crowd

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

The Zoo.

Tourists

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Cariactures

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I think we may be related!"

Glance Exchange

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

TSA Noah

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."