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The Epsom Derby - Jockey Rides Out through the Crowd

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Tourists

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Cariactures

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Now I really hate poetry."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"I think we may be related!"

Glance Exchange

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

TSA Noah

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'Who gets the decaf?'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.