People Watching T-Shirts

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

They're museum quality!"

"I get my best ideas in airports, peeking at other people's laptops."

'The 10 Habits of Highly Annoying People'

People in elevator avoiding each other by facing walls.

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'Help! Lifeguard! I'm drowning in a sea of people!'

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

"We're actually gossiping at a water cooler instead of on social media. Does this make us hipsters?"

Victorian Pub Scene

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

'It's disgraceful the way they build houses so close together!'

'I'm checking out our new neighbors! They look like the nosey type to me!'

"The Passive-Agressive Door-Holding Game:See if you can make an innocent stranger hurry from more than fifteen feet away while you hold the door."

"Have you been waiting long?"

'Darling! It's rude to point...' (child pointing long lens camera)

'Quick, let me through, I'm nosey! '

A long wait

"It appears Tom's cable is out again!"

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"They just flock to these places like a bunch of...well....like a bunch of us."

"Ah-hah! Gloria Hendershuster, I always suspected it was you stealing laundry!"

Elevators offer choice of conversation or conversation-free.

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Go. The sign has a bigger impact when someone's just sitting there."

Man's Sight is Restored

"You're going to have to move, pal. I've got people coming at seven."

"Oh, no, it's that guy we meet so often we think we know him."

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Remember, when you get to London, don't smile or talk, avoid any kind of eye contact, or people will think you're nuts and you'll be locked up."

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

'It's the worst of times!'. . . 'It's the best of times!'. . . 'Either way, I prosper.'

Sign on a shopper: 'Yes actually I do own the pavement'.