People Watching Pillows

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

They're museum quality!"

"I get my best ideas in airports, peeking at other people's laptops."

'The 10 Habits of Highly Annoying People'

People in elevator avoiding each other by facing walls.

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'Help! Lifeguard! I'm drowning in a sea of people!'

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

Victorian Pub Scene

"We're actually gossiping at a water cooler instead of on social media. Does this make us hipsters?"

'I'm checking out our new neighbors! They look like the nosey type to me!'

'It's disgraceful the way they build houses so close together!'

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

A long wait

'Quick, let me through, I'm nosey! '

"It appears Tom's cable is out again!"

"Ah-hah! Gloria Hendershuster, I always suspected it was you stealing laundry!"

"Have you been waiting long?"

'Darling! It's rude to point...' (child pointing long lens camera)

"They just flock to these places like a bunch of...well....like a bunch of us."

"The Passive-Agressive Door-Holding Game:See if you can make an innocent stranger hurry from more than fifteen feet away while you hold the door."

"You're going to have to move, pal. I've got people coming at seven."

Jeremy Always Seemed to End Up Sitting Next to the Nutter.

'Oh, do you do Sumo?'

Sign on a shopper: 'Yes actually I do own the pavement'.

Cramped airport departure lounge.

'Sometimes I just like to people watch.'

"Remember, when you get to London, don't smile or talk, avoid any kind of eye contact, or people will think you're nuts and you'll be locked up."

'Would the jerk who just cut in front of the Starbucks line please report to a white discourtesy phone.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Oh, no, it's that guy we meet so often we think we know him."

Crosswalk and Happywalk.