People Pillows

First ClassEconomy ClassNo class.

Sociable people/anti-social people pie chart

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Just be yourself."

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

I like the Jets...I guess

Wildlife

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Santa Claus's Mail

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Cariactures

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Hi-yah!"

"And this is our media room."

"Look, a bug!"

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.