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"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

The public and private lives of a football steward

"Impressive brawl skills."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

"We've got to stop selling cheesy snacks near the petting zoo."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Justice for a heckler.

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

Stadium usher of the month.

Man asking for a job keeping order on polling day

"Next time, don't start the presentation by asking, 'Can you tolerate ambiguity?'!"

Reverse speech

' Pol Meeting'

'Goodbye Granny, see you at Easter...'

'It's great for crowd control on walkabouts'

"Another math fight on my chat server. What am I doing wrong?"

"It's great to be a part of an online community that shares your interests!"

'It's a MEXICAN wave not an English one!'

Security guard disperses football team.

Bus stop: A full bus stop with people standing holding onto handles like they would on a crowded bus.

'I like to get to work early and beat the crowds.'

The road-side on the Derby day

Liverpool.F.C fans stealing policeman's horse

"I don't know why I go to that mall! It's always crowded!"