Crowd Handling T-Shirts

"I don't know why I go to that mall! It's always crowded!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Justice for a heckler.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'That concludes my prepared remarks. I'll take questions that fit my prepared answers.'

Man asking for a job keeping order on polling day

The Epsom Derby - Jockey Rides Out through the Crowd

"Gah! Too many people!"

Stadium usher of the month.

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

Mountaineer finds a computer at the top of the mountain.

"Impressive brawl skills."

' Pol Meeting'

Reverse speech

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

'Goodbye Granny, see you at Easter...'

This town ain't big enough for the one million, five hundred and thirty two thousand of us.

'Don't bother to sit down - we're leaving early to avoid the crowd.'

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

'It's great for crowd control on walkabouts'

'I still say making correct decisions would be a better way of preventing crowd abuse, Arthur.'